Saturday, May 17, 2008

Three Things To Ponder

THREE THINGS TO PONDER

1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments

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C O W S


Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow
epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost
three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of
Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are
unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country.
Maybe we should give each of them a cow.


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T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just
give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked
for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

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T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a
courthouse is this:

You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,'
and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and
politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.

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HA! Funny post my dear cousin Lavonne sent me. Well -- not funny ha ha... but funny in a sad sort of way. I guess if we didn't laugh... we'd probably be crying.
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