Sunday, February 3, 2008

Have you Heard from Sandra James?

Oh how sad for her...
Dearest One,

I am writting this letter with due respect and heartful of tears since we
have not known or met ourselves previously I am asking for your assistance
after I have gone through a profile that speaks good of you. I want to find out if it's possible for you to deal with individual as to investment. I came across your profile and I feel it's highly reputable that is why I pick an interest getting across to you in respect of investment at my disposal. I will be so glad if you can allow me and lead me to the right channel towards your assistance to my situation now. I would like to use this opportunity to introduce myself to you.
I am Sandra James 22Years Old Lady from (cote d ivore) ,the only daughter
of Late Micheal James , My father is now late he was a well known cocoa
and gold merchant business man in my country( cote d ivore) ,he was poisoned
by his co-business partner a year ago. The main reason why I am contacting you now is to seek your assistance in the area of my future investment and also for a help hand over some huge amount of money in my possession.
This fund ( US5.6 Million dollars) is deposited in a bank in my country in (cote d'ivoire) a years ago by my father he made me the sole beneficiary.I am now asking you to stand on my behalf,to stand as my partner and in time of the claim and investment as well. I have made up my mind to offer you 13%of the total money while the remaining will go into a productive investment. Pls attach your direct and full information as you reply to me.
Thanks and remain bless.

Best Regards
Sandra James

These just CRACK ME UP!!!


and heartful of tears

What sort of tears is she crying?


since we have not known or met ourselves previously

We have not met ourselves previously?? I'm not sure about that -- sometimes I meet myself coming and going.

I came across your profile and I feel it's highly reputable that is why I pick an interest getting across to you in respect of investment at my disposal.

I wonder what her point is here? I think Sandra James lost me about riiight here.

Poor Sandra -- I sure hope someone helps her.

Thanks and remain bless commentors. °Ü°

(Don't worry -- I didn't reply with my direct and full information! Instead I reported her as SPAM, but not before I cut and pasted it here for all our entertainment).